if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
Nostalgia
only 5K … neat, guess us older folk are scarce here on tumblr
not much older but old enough to remember this
(Source: 90s90s90s)
“Happiness is like a cat sleeping on your lap. You can’t force it to come to you and you can’t force it to stay with you.”
Photo via Imgur
when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
so-many-feels-of-so-many-fandoms:
A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret
i
wasn’t expecting that
IT’S BACK.
IT’S BACK IT’S BACK
BEST EVER
I’M SO DONE
What…
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
I’m not sure what I was expecting
WHAAAT
(Source: aerisoul)
We done?
This is why I named my dog pudge lD she controls the weather.
(Source: rhymingtruths)
[x]
“How to coax Moriarty out of Andrew Scott in under ten seconds.”
HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT
Harsh flash be gone!
Consider it donzo, with a little help from The Deluxe Pop-Up Flash Bounce.
This gizmo uses mirrors (and just a bit of magic) to bounce your DSLR’s overly eager flash off of a nearby ceiling or wall, creating softer more even light.
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
There was no country scene in her hometown, no love for hillbilly culture or cowboy couture. So among the city’s patrician class Patsy was known simply as a loudmouth and unregenerate flirt. She called out to passersby from her porch swing and sang at disreputable venues with all-male bands. She had a deadbeat father and a divorced mother, and didn’t even have the decency to feel ashamed of it.
Worse still: She wore pants.
—
A Closer Walk With Thee: The Complicated Hometown Legacy of Patsy Cline. (via winesburgohio)
Fantastic.
(via hotdoorknobs)
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter